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Comment by KatNem on January 10, 2012 at 5:54pm

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 3:40am

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 3:07am

The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 2:59am

Tabeua te namwakaina imwin raureia ana karo ao te nati aio ea nakonako irarikin ana ruu ni matu tinana. E tara ana ruu tinana ao e noora tinana n riringaa mammana ao n tangitang….”I tangira te mwaane, I tangira te mwaane …

E aki toki n noora tinana ni kakaraoa aio inanon te namwakaina anne. N te tai teuana ao ea oki man ana reirei ao ea manga rirakikin naba ana ruu tinana arei. Ea manga ongoongo naba tangitangin tinana n aron arei. E kaninganingaa tinana ao ea noora temwaane ae e toka iaona.

E aki tabwara Sataei ma ea waekoa naba n rin n ana ruu ao n riringa bwabwaana ao n taku “I tangira au bwaatika ….I tangira au bwaatika….I tangira au bwaatika”

Comment by Nei Tekiebuti on January 9, 2012 at 2:40am

hahaha @ Tireta Teunaia hahaha e kawa te aba n ara kaokoro n taetae ni maiaki ao ni meang ao iriana are te aki kan taonaki hahaha e tau a rarabwa karaki ni kamanga manga katokai riki ngkana manga iai hahahaa 

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 2:39am

TE TOONATI AE E BANE KANGKANGINA

N te kaawa teuana ao iai te taanga teuana ae tii temanna natiia, A bon rangi ni kamonaa natiia aio. N aia kaawa ao bon iai te Toonati ae e kakaboaki ae e rangi ni kangkang. Ea riki te toonati aio bwa te bwai ni kabakantang irouia ataein te kaawa aio. Te taanga aio e bon aki kona n toki kaboan kanan Natiia aio te Toonati bwa are a bon rangi n tatangiria. A rangi ni Iriira nanona n te bwai are e tangiria. N te taina ao a tare n aia $$ ao a kataia ni kabaranti imwain te tai ni bwakabwai. Akea bwa ea tangira kanana te nati aio te Toonati. “KANAU TE TOONATI” “KANAU TE TOONATI” “KANAU TE TOONATI”…A itara mata taanga aikai ao a taku nakon natiia. Taraia …akea moa te mwane kee ….ea tau moa te kang Toonati….E aki rau
Nanon te nati arei ao ea mangooa te tang. “I rawa kabooa kanau te toonati” “Kabooa kanau te toonati” aaki tabe ma tangina kaaro aikai ao a bon katikua bwa ena tang ni karokoa e kua. Ea bon toki nanona n tang bwa tao ea kua ao ea wene naba ni matu. Ngke e matu ao te karo arei e aki kabanetai ….Neiko keemai bwa tia mena…E kaeka neierei ao e taku ko mino ae ea bon ngaina ao te teei aio kanga ko aera. E taku te Karo arei.. Nee ea matu ao eaki kona n uti bwa e matu ni kua imwiin tangina. Noo ao ngkana iai ae e roko. E taku te karo…ao uotamai te kie anne bwa tina rabuniira iai. E kaeka neiere te buu ao e taku…ao ngaia ngaia. …Akea te kabanetai . Ea nako naba kaina iaan te kie. Akea bwa aikoa ataa aron aia waaki iaan kieia arei bwa are ea bon roko nanoia . Te kie ea bon anaa arona …e tiburake....e tiburikaaki…e mwaing ni kaangai ao ni kaangai….aia katemeteme ea bon anaa arona… ao n tokina ea boobo te nati arei ni mwamwaingiingin te kie ao ea uti. Ngke e uti ao e aki waekoa n teirake ma e tabe moa ni kakauongo bwa tera te bwai ae e ongoongo I taningana…N ana kakauongo ao e ongoongo tangitangin te matamtam ao te katemeteme…e waekoa n reke ana iango ao n taku bwa a karabaia ana karo ni kang toonati. E aki tabwara sataei …ma ea tei rake naba ni ieta te kie….Kam reke…kam karabai ngkami ni kang toonati. E aki tabwara bwa ngke e noora atuun tamana bwa e bwanga nako ao e taku …ah…ko karabako ni kana kanam te toonati ikanne kee ….e aki tabwara ma ea burita naba atuun tamana arei ao n taku “Ngkaa kanau te toonati…ko karabako ni kanna ikai…Ngkaa Ngkaa”. Ngke e kounako atuun tamana man bwanganakona ao ea noora kanana bwa ai bon te bwai teuana. Ao e taku tiaki ngaia aio engaa kanau te toonati. Ea bane ? ea manga taraa tinana ao ngaia atuun tinana e mena I eta bwa tao ngaia a kareranga. E aki tabwara ma ea manga auta naba atuun tinana ao n taku “Ko karabako naba ngkoe ma kanam te Toonati ni kanna ikai…. Ngkaa kanau te toonati Mummy….” E kounako atuun tinana man bwanganakona ao e kuba matana ni kanan tinana are e kanna. Ao e taku … “tera kanam aio Mummy ..Bon te Toonati ke tera?? SAE aio bon tiaki te toonati (e taetae inanona)….ao ea manga bon kaekaa n taku tiaki aio au Toonati… Ai tara mata kaaro aikai ao a taku nakon natiia aio…Taraia aio bon oin kanara ….bon ara toonati ngaira aikai ao ti bon aki angaanga ao ngkoe ko aki kona ni kanna naba bwa e tabuaki irouia ataei. E tang te teei aio ao e taku uuuuuuuu….kam karabai ngkami ni kang toonati uuuuu…kam taku bwa nnaki noori ngkami…..uuuuuu …uuuuuuu….ao kam bitia ni kabwatabwatai ….uuuu ao tokina a bun baware iroumi …..uuuuuuuu….ea kamwara ami Toonati akanne a buakaka taraaia…uuuuu a bon tara n toko maung taraia….kabooa kanau te TOONATI ae ea tibwa mwai uuuuuuu….!

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 1:16am

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Comment by KatNem on January 9, 2012 at 1:04am

Temanna te mwaane ae e nako ni kawara te Doctor ibukin aorakina ae te Ting n taai nako.

Doctor:- Tera am kanganga Naewa.

Naewa:- Taiaoka te Doctor bwa kai te ting ae i bora iai...

Doctor:- Mmmmmm

Naewa:- Tingiu aio e kona n reke iraua nakona n teuana te bong ao te kanganga bwa akea ae e kona n ongo rebwena ao teuana riki bwa akea boina ae ko kona n arokia. N aron ngkai ....i tabe n tekateka ni kaekaekako ao ai 6 tingiu....koongo rebwena ??? ao ko aroka boina ???

Doctor:- E raoiroi, aio am bwai n aoraki ma naako anaia n te pharmacy.

Naewa:- E rarabwa ao iraua au bwai n aoraki aio kai manga uoua beebwana ?

Doctor:- Uoua bwa teuana ibukin taningam ao teuana ibukin bwairim.

Naewa:- Bukin tera bwa ibukin taningau ao ibukin bwairiu?

Doctor:- Naewa ...bwa aorakim bon te bonokau ao teuana ko bon bwairi ngako.

Naewa:- Iakea.....!

Comment by Tireta Teunaia on December 19, 2011 at 4:57pm

eng e kakaawa te aba ngkana ko aki atai nanon taeka, riki aika bon ara taeka. ao iai naba karakinan temanna te tia bobai n ara m'akoro are e a butika buaka ma ana customer. teuaei bon tei maiaki (te tia kabob'ai n ara titooa), ao e roko ana customer te aine ao e titiraki b'a iai te burawa ke akea. e aki tab'ara tei maiaki ma e a kaeka naba ae iai. E taku te customer, "ao taiaoka tenibwi (30) te burawa", ao te tia bob'ai e a anaa naba ana calculator ao man karaoa boon 30 te burawa. E otinako mwiin ana ikoti ao e tuanga ana customer b'a $9.90 ikotan boon 30 te burawa b'a 33 te tianti n teuana te rawawata. Kanga e uti matan te customer ao e tuanga te imaiaki ba e na kaeta riki boon ana burawa, ma kai e bon eti b'a bon $9.90!!! a boo ni kaetieti ao n tokina e a taku te customer ma ana ee ni meang, "taiaoka b'a iraua boon am burawa?" e kaeka te imaiaki b'a 33 tianti. haha e a reke ikai te kabuanib'ai. e taku riki te imeang, "te burawa raa ae ko karaoa boona?" e kaeka na imaiaki ao e taku ma b'anana ae kanga e a moanna n ebu, "b'a te burawa raa riki ae ko kantaningaia, are kanan te beeki are te b'aka ni boo?" e a manga un te imeang ao e a kotea naba ana burawa are e tangiria, "te burawa aei" ma tabon baina ae kotea te B"AN. e un te imaiaki ao e taku, " b'a are tiaki te burawa anne ba bon te B'AN ao te burawa aio, ae kakatineaki. e aki kan konaaki na imeang ma e bon tiku n ana koaua ao e taku, "eng ma bon aran te b'ai aio (B'AN) i abara bon te burawa", ao te imaiaki e taku, "eng ma arana n te titoa aio bon te B'AN b'a e a tia ni m'ai". e uara e kakawa te aba b'a ngaia tiaki tii iabatera ma ngaia bon ngaira naba aika ti aki atai aran b'aai n ara taetae tao ni meang ke ni maiaki keee. e tau moa tekeraoi te xmas ae e nang roko.

Comment by Nei Tekiebuti on December 18, 2011 at 4:00am

e kangare ao e kananokawaki naba @ ana karaki ni kangare Abitarom Evire bwa kanga akawa irua ma aia taan tia raitaeka....

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